“If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.””
zackisontumblr: do you ever hang out with someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours (via johnlockies)

zackisontumblr:

do you ever hang out with someone and realize it’s not what you wanted to do and then you’re trapped for a few hours

(via johnlockies)

omgcodyhasablog:

heytheretylerr:

WHAT KIND OF WIZARD FISH IS THIS

Type: Water/Fire
of-mice-and-semen:


when I turn 23 and if this isn’t my birthday cake, then people are going to have legit reasons to hate me at 23
francomaldonado79:

Painting
bewwbs:

feelin’ my body today